the boob belts and thong armor better have some great set bonuses
Don't you just hate it when you're lounging on the beach in your thong trying to get a good tan but then you get attacked by fantasy monsters and you have to quickly throw on some belts to cover your breasts? Happens to the best of us.
TBF those boob belts probably have +10 bonus to all damage though
(Promotional art for Kingdom Death, Adam Poots Games)