Boobs and butt stab!
When the world heavyweight champion of Centaur Wrestling steals your pants and forces you to boobs and butt for the camera, the best response is to stab him in... I guess that wouldn't be the crotch on a centaur... would it? Anyway stab him between the legs! Get your pants back, girl!
(Cover of Threshold Allure #0, Boundless Comics)