panel from Konna Elf ni You wa Nai! (You Ain't Qualified An Elf As I Need) with an elf girl with long hair with glued on clothing to her breasts sitting with her hips cocked

You've heard of elf on a shelf what about elf with a shelf

gemcandy submitted:

Someone on an anime/manga tracking site I’m on started reading this manga and this was the image for chapter one.

Those boobs are vacuum sealed~!

Yeah there's a lot going on here.  I think her clothing is seran-wrapped to her body for one...     

 (Panel from Konna Elf ni You wa Nai! a.k.a. You Ain't Qualified Elf As I Need, by Tenkla)