cover of Masumi: Blades of Sin comic book with a black haired ninja in a white painted on jumpsuit with a giant V open in the middle, the fabric clinging to the sides of her breasts somehow, in a dancing pose with a bare-chested dude holding two katanas behind her... I think they're fighting?

When your partner cuts open your outfit by accident during Dancing with the Stars

Poor Masumi, she seems to get into a lot of these weird dance battle/superglue accidents. ):

I also don't know if they're meant to be fighting or in an aggressive tango or she looks mad because he won't let her fix her wardrobe malfunction or what... Interestingly, I think the dude might be in a boobs and butt pose behind her leg?

Either way, I hope they win Dancing with the Stars.