The real puzzles are the poses

'R' submitted via email:

First submission, couldn't resist when I saw this ad. She's alright until you get to the waist…

Okay so.  I stared at this for a bit and then I realized what's going on... she's sitting on an invisible chair and holding an invisible eggplant and an invisible gun.  Why she's doing this, I'm not sure, but that might be the whole puzzle bit you need to figure out.