Introducing: Escher Girls Classic

Starting today, we are introducing our new premium subscription service: Escher Girls Classic!  For only $69.69, you get all the Escher Girls commentary you love on all the classic art pieces you hate!

(art as always by the amazing Nicky Trashfox)

(Dialogue for screenreaders:

Esme: "As we are in the midst of a pandemic and many sites are replaying classic material, Escher Girls will be starting a subscription service: Escher Girls Classic.  Escher Girls Classic will feature the Escher Girls commentary you love but on the classic pieces of works you've always known looked ridiculous for superhero art!"

Cherry: "Hmmm yes, very problematic.  No arms, how is she going to hold a weapon to fight Darkseid?  And that invisible seran wrap armor, it almost looks like she's naked... *tsk tsk* and nobody stands like that... very unrealistic...")