eschergirls: This is a clickbait ad I

eschergirls:

This is a clickbait ad I saw and can’t get over how ridiculous it looks.

Also, sure let’s turn this into the next caption contest.  3 winners will get Steam prizes!

What’s the secret?

I’m back from being beaten up by school papers!

As promised, here are the the winners of the caption contest! I actually liked 4 answers and didn’t want to cut one, so there will be 4 winners this time!

In 4th place:

tumblunni answered: “I know what you think, but the secret’s actually my hair.”

In 3rd place:

mon-degreen answered: “Are you absolutely sure we’ve got the model right?” “Positive. The humans won’t suspect a thing.”

“I really think the ones by the head are the ones that go on the wheel.”

“No, one of them we use to hold this traditional human beverage, and the other one is for balance. The sturdier ones go on the wheel, obviously.”

“I just think–”

“Listen, our animatronic Moms is perfect. Now shut up and help me pilot this.”

In 2nd place:

insomniacapples answered: The secret is… That “mom” is many moms combined! Power Rangers Megazord style. With each mom operating different parts of the “Mom”. Thus explaining the disjointed-ness!

And 1st place:

R. Kasahara answered: The secret is that it doesn’t count as drinking and driving when you’re steering with your toes. After all, that means there’s nothing left to operate the brakes and accelerator, so you’re safe from getting pulled over… or into an accident. This saves this mom approx. $87/hr. in fines every time she drinks and drives

Congratulations! :)

The Steam prizes I have this time are: Steel Storm: Burning Retribution, Castle Crashers, Gone Home, Contraption Maker, Bastion, Life is Strange Episode 1, Tomb Raider Anniversary, Tomb Raider 1, Tomb Raider 2, Tomb Raider 3, Tomb Raider Legends, Tomb Raider Underworld, Cities in Motion 2, Orcs Must Die Game of the Year Edition, Sanctum Collection, Front Mission Evolved, The Last Remnant

Same rules as before, if you’re in 4th place, message/email me with your top 4 selections in order of preference, if you’re in 3rd place, message/email me with your top 3, and so on… 1st prize will get first pick, and I’ll give out the games after that with what’s available going down your order of preference list.

Please include either your steam ID or an email address I can send the gift too.

Thank you to everybody who participated! :)