promo splash cover of Ember #0 showing a brunette white woman with yellow shades in a red suit that consists of knee high leggings that are attached to a V cut top that goes down her crotch but leaves the sides of her pelvis and hips exposed and goes just under her breasts, her nipples are covered by her large shoulder pads, she's flying upside down over a city so we look down her chest
promo cover of Ember from Boundless Comics showing a brunette woman wearing yellow tinted shadws in a red suit that is knee high stockings connected up her inner thighs (leaving the outer exposed) going to her crotch area in a thin strip up her crotch to go into a red bustier just under her chest, her nipples are covered by extensions of her large shoulder pads
page from Ember from Boundless Comics showing a brunette woman wearing yellow tinted shadws in a red suit that is knee high stockings connected up her inner thighs (leaving the outer exposed) going to her crotch area in a thin strip up her crotch to go into a red bustier just under her chest, her nipples are covered by extensions of her large shoulder pads, in the panels she's being knocked backwards so we can see her chest and between her legs to look at her crotch area

Ember what

immortalmuffins submitted:

"There’s so much wrong, I just don’t know where to begin

This is Ember, the title character from Boundless Comics’ newest series.

You’ll notice that her spine/torso isn’t broken as much as horribly malformed with that elevated pelvis and cone crotch. I don’t know where her right leg is coming from, but it’s obviously not from her rubber hips. Her right arm is suffering from some form of elephantiasis judging by how it’s swelling out of its sleeve, and her right shoulder either must be dislocated or her humerus is broken at a right angle (her left should and forearm aren’t doing so hot either, it looks all stretched and melty).

Then there’s her neck. It reminds me of some kind of oni or something that I saw on Inuyasha that had a crazy, creepy snake neck. And her boobs. Her boobs! What happened to her nipples? Is she wearing wearing camouflaged pasties? Are both her breasts actually flesh-colored water balloons? The world may never know. And don’t even get me started on her armor.

This poor girl is a mess.

Here are some more images for your viewing pleasure featuring: bizarre foreshortening! Rubber hips! More rubber crotchal action! Collar boobs! Metaphorical semen in her hair! And, of course, two boobs n’ butt shots for the price of one page! What a deal!"

I assume her powers are fueled by the sun, like Superman, except it can only be gathered by her boobs, pelvis, and butt.  Also, a secondary power is that cameras nearby must always be focused on those parts.  All of them at once, if possible.

(Cover and pages from Ember #0, Boundless Comics)