idlenessandconsequence: I made the

I made the mistake of mistaking the fan-made figure was official, so this is my critique about the official Amazon and Witch figures.

The Witch, as we all know, has huge boobs made of air, so I thought it would be nice to see them sag like real ones. Her pose wasn’t as unbelievably uncomfortable as the Amazon’s, but her waist (and neck) were as unbelievably thin. Another thing that bugged me is her vacant expression! She’s riding a f*ing skeleton, her boobs are almost flying out of her body, and she’s lifting up her skirt. It wouldn’t be as if she was  thinking what to have for dinner.

About the Amazon: they lost a perfect good chance to model a non-twisted overtly-sexual amazon character. I don’t know how to draw her bulging muscles, but at least make her spine comfortable, y’know? She’s already carrying a huge-ass axe while wearing a bikini, don’t make her suffer that much more.