Okay, so here are my favourites from the last caption contest. :)
Normally I don’t name “winners”, but two I really liked, so they’re tied as my favourite I guess:
robotspierre answered: “This is a performance art piece about government oppression. I shouldn’t have to explain this to you, but my ass is the proletariat.”
positronmorbid answered: And then Rarity hung Vampirella outside of the village. Now everyone would know what would happen if you tried to steal her hairstyle.
:D (I wish I had something to give people.)
Anyway, here are the rest of my favourites :) I’m impressed what everybody came up with despite my challenge of no sex jokes.
eliamias answered: Feeling somewhat exposed in her usual outfit, Vampirella here adds chains in order to double the amount of skin coverage she normally has.
LoLDrood answered: OOOooooooh, I get it now.
Don’t you guys see it?
She went stumbling to the the bathroom at 3AM, went into her Chains and Skulls closet by mistake, and plowed right into the wall trying to find her way out.
That’s why her boobs are pancaked out to the sides, and her head is snapped back. Stone walls don’t bounce like drywall does.
Anj Fabian answered: She thought the potion would give her potent animal magnetism, not ACTUAL magnetism!
conroyconroy answered:
This new spa chain therapy is working wonders on my body.
repost-this-image answered:
“Man, this is the worst chiropractor EVER!” buttpants answered:
Must… scratch… nose! felipe5horas answered:
A woman that stores her collection of great philosophers’ skulls in the same place she works out at home
boygenius1991 answered:
this comic is about one woman’s journey to be the ultimate olympic weight lifter. to hide her training from the world, she practices at night souloftherighteousman answered:
Clearly, this is a detailed examination on the human consciousness and our place in the universe. But with butts. idontthinkofmyselfasaplanet answered:
Finding chains in her friend’s wardrobe, Vampirella just thought it was the latest fashion and rushed out to get some of her own…
six-legged answered:
To everyone’s surprise at the network, ‘Naked Interior Decorating with the Queen of the Dead’ wasn’t a huge hit in the housewife demographic. tinyreviews answered:
Help, anyone? i was trying to chain my bike but got distracted… toxic-sniper answered:
While the chains of +2 against Skull Demons were useful, poor Vampirella had exceeded the weight limit and had to make do.
arse-moriendi answered:
Ella knew she would live to regret having her body electroplated. rollinginbooks answered:
If I get my hair caught on the chain agan, I am going to safeword, I don’t care how pretty you think they look. hiddeninplainsightranch answered:
“Okay doctor, now you promise that a colonoscopy’s a safe procedure, right? So the skulls around here are what you’ve found in the past?
shaitsan answered:
NOW you tell me chains are last season? higgins34 answered:
Vampirella majored in interpretive dance at Julliard. Her real name is Rachel and she is working her way through college.
