Vacuum Sealed For Extra Freshness!

Vacuum Sealed For Extra Freshness!

madmadcat submitted:

I couldn’t resist this after reading the article about Michelle Pfeiffer having to be vacuum-packed into the Catwoman suit for her role in Batman Returns. 

So I give you Escher Brand Superheroines available now in the grocer’s meat section, where vacuum packed takes on whole new meaning.

Get yours today!

Hey, we’ve already proven superheroines don’t have room for organs in those teeny tiny torsos of theirs. That said, there probably isn’t room in their ribcages for lungs. 

I mean really, who needs air?

Sadly, you’ll have to twist their torsos into position yourself.