2023 Holiday Caption Contest!

It's December so it's time for another caption contest!  Given the month and season, this will be a holiday themed caption contest, featuring this ad from Kiss of War. >_>  The ad has already been on this blog in both its original and holiday versions but I found a nice cleaned up version of it so I figured it would make a great picture of the caption contest!

So... what do you think is happening? What's she doing/saying? What are her orders?  Caption it with whatever you think works best!  (it can be funny or even dramatic if the mood strikes you)

You can submit your caption here through Disqus, or on Tumblr using reblog or reply, or on email at eschergirls@gmail.com!

The most creative captions will win and I'll choose the winners in 2 weeks on Dec. 23 (and winners can choose prizes if they want, though the prizes are optional, you can just participate for fun if you want! If you want a prize, think of it as a holiday gift :3 ) 

Good luck everybody!