cover of Robyn Hood vs. Red Riding Hood comic book from Zenescope Comic, showing Red Riding Hood who has fanged teeth in a skintight red outfit with hood, jumping at or away from Robyn Hood who is in the foreground notching a bow at her, Red Riding hood has her arms spread out and is in a severe boobs and butt pose where her torso is facing our view but her legs and butt are running away from us

Red Riding Hood's like "DON'T YOU DARE SHOOT THAT ARROW UP MY BUTT!"

I don't at all understand what is supposed to be happening here. It's like one of those bar fights where the people involved clearly don't want to fight but don't want to back down so they're jumping backwards while throwing punches and being like "hold me back! hold me back!" to their friends.

Is Red Riding Hood supposed to be attacking Robyn? Is she jumping away from her? Did her legs just fall asleep during combat? Is she just trying to be like "BOO! MY TORSO SWIVELS LIKE AN ACTION FIGURE! AREN'T YOU SCARED?"

The more I look at it, the less I understand.

(Cover of Robyn Hood vs. Red Riding Hood, Zenescope Entertainment)

Robyn Hood