statuette of anime style girl with giant breasts vacuum sealed into her outfit and defying gravity stickg out with nipples supporting a bib/sash around her neck hanging down her chest

Fruit smuggling bib

loverofpiggies submitted:

After following this blog for years, I finally had something to submit. This is probably the worst thing I’ve ever seen, and I continue to send it to my friends to also horrify them too

... are they still your friends?

I have no idea what's going on in this picture, but I don't think the fancy tasseled bib she's wearing to hide the fruit she's smuggling under her shirt will fool the border guards.

(statuette of Berserker from Fate/Grand Order)