biribiribitch: Artoria Pendragon

biribiribitch submitted:

Artoria Pendragon (Lancer) from Fate/Grand Order after her third Ascension. While not quite as anatomically screwy as some of the other cards which exist in the game, this one stands out because of her first Ascension and immediately preceding card art. Side-by-side, this shows pretty clearly how her chest has somehow quadrupled in volume and slid around her torso, just to provide unnecessary cleavage. The rest of her outfit is actually quite good and fitting for a female mounted soldier (barring the thigh armour slits), which makes the stupid boob window even more ridiculous.

Bonus: Artoria Pendragon also has an Alter form (think evil clone), and said clone also has a Lancer form. This poor lady goes from backbending pose with zero thigh armour and a breastplate that could take someone’s eye out, to similar levels of sudden breast expansion and boob sliding, to “where have your nipples even gone, also why are your breasts each wider across than your waist?”

Double Bonus: Remember the other recent /Grand Order post, with the boobsocks lady? Here’s her announcement image, and somehow her legs constitute two-thirds of her body length. (Not to mention the vacuum-packing of her bodysuit, to the point where her bellybutton is clearly defined…)



Wow.  I love how armored the horse is and somehow they couldn’t give her anything to cover that gaping target hole in her chest. 

And that second one is an Imperial Walker from Star Wars right.