2015 Christmas Caption Contest Winners!
mechanimated submitted:
All she wanted for Christmas was a left leg that would stop detaching and ankles that could support her body weight…
Liefeld’s already done buff angry Jesus, so I guess that he did a 90s angry giant buff version of Santa Claus makes sense too.
Sure, let’s use this one for the caption contest! Come up with a caption for this picture. I’ll choose my favourites. There will be 3 winners, with the 1st place having first choice of prizes, and so on. :)
The prizes will be Steam games (selection to be determined by what I ultimately have to give away, sometimes I get more games before the contest is over).
You can submit your caption via Disqus comment, reblog, reply, or email.
Good luck!
Now, what’s your caption?
Okay so here are my ten favourites from the Christmas Caption Contest! We had some really great submissions this time, it was really fun to go through them!
SomeoneElse answered: “What is best in life?
To crush the chocolate chip cookies between teeth, to see the presents driven in a sleigh before you, and to hear the jubilation of the children.”mechanimated answered: Much like Rudolph was helpful to Santa on foggy nights, Melty Rubber Woman was the one Santa called when he encountered unusually narrow, bendy chimneys.
sleepy-and-cloaked answered: When the reindeer start talking shit about your new blow-up doll.
zagglezig answered: In a world where fabric is scarce and temperatures are dropping. One person must battle the laws of the world itself to fulfill a dream of bringing loose fitting clothes to all.
kewdle answered: Doll production quality has been down since the elves went on strike.
e-z-a-k-u-r answered: On the twelfth day of Eschermas
Rob Liefeld sent to me:
Twelve Random Pouches
Eleven Spines a Twisting
Ten Biceps Bursting
Nine Ladies Contorting
Eight Tiny Heads
Seven Centaur Girls
Six Torsos Missing
Five Popping Veins
Four Crazy Thighs
Three Broken Ankles
Two Edited Guns
and an Escher girl with St. Nickargonian-boobs answered: “ Chris Kringle was just an ordinary toy store clerk working on Black Friday when a 12 year old demi-god decided that the world was his plaything and it needed to be cooler. With everyone else panicking at turning into ho-ho-horrible abominations, it’s up to Chris and his wife, the lovely What’s her face?, to save the day. Can he overcome the massive weight of his absurdly oversized muscles? Where did her shoes go? Will either of them find a decent pair of pants? Can that… gun actually fire? How many gorillas can we shove into this story? Find out in this edition of “We literally paid for this art” comics, coming this X(treme)-mas”
nekromantenhase answered: Oh god Santa takes the war on Christmas literally.
craigdaddy answered: This is what an AMERICAN Santa Claus looks like
jeekc answered: In face of downwards economy, young barbarians in the Erebor region are taking on jobs previously scoffed as “civilian”.
And the prize winners are…
Third prize: nekromantenhase
Second prize: sleepy-and-cloaked
and the first prize winner is….
SomeoneElse! (the user, not somebody else >_> Now I know what the Cyclops felt like)
So the prizes for this contest are the Steam games:
Gone Home, Primordia, Contraption Maker, The Ship, Castle Crashers, FTL, Bastion (x2), Steel Storm: Burning Retribution, Shelter, One Way Heroics, The Stanley Parable, Life is Strange: Episode 1, Limbo
The first winner gets to choose which game they want, then the runner-up gets to choose, then the third place gets to choose.
So, if you’re the winner, please email or message me on Tumblr with your choice, if you’re the 2nd place send me 2 choices (in order), and if you’re third place send me your 3 choices (in order). Also give me your email or Steam handle so I can send the games to you!
Thank you all for playing and have a Happy New Year! :D