Ember caption contest winners!

Sorry for how long it took to get to this contest, I’ve been kinda out of it due to surgery recovery. 

Anyway here are my top 10 picks from this caption contest and the 3 winners.

Top 10:

almostinhuman answered: A woman screams in impotent rage as a giant sets fire to her entire wardrobe, dooming her to wear a ridiculous boob harness for all eternity. The giant woman’s parents look on from a distance, disapproving of the whole matter.

babykinnsenshi answered: Curse your impenetrable Chin Strap!

zagglezig answered: They said the fire would bring change. That it would destroy the outfits of the past and bring a new future. Wreckage could only wail to the heavens as it merely burnt away the fabric. “Pth, pth, pah. Ugh, stupid hair.” remarked Ember.

the-hanging-crown answered: where will you be when diarrhea strikes

aldrea945 answered: “THOSE WERE MY FAVORITE BOOTS!!!”

chaoscheebs answered: Three giants look on as a liar literally has their pants on fire.

BUg answered: “WHERE ARE MY NIPPLES?!”

Charlie answered: That moment you realise you were betrayed and your friends went to glam metal night at the laser tag without you.

Rowan answered: The judges started to worry that the extreme wedgie contest was getting out of hand.

boutet answered: Every part of me has wedgies!

Okay, those are my top 10 picks!

Now for the winners:

In third place we have aldrea945

In second place we have  the-hanging-crown

And the first place winner is chaoscheebs! :D

For prizes I have the Steam games:

Gone Home

Shelter

Metal Slug 3

Spacebase DF-9

Steel Storm: Burning Retribution

Bastion

Contraption Maker

Castle Crashers

FTL: Advanced Edition

The Ship: Murder Party + The Ship: Single Player

The first prize winner gets first choice, and then the 2nd prize winner, and so on.  You can only choose 1 game.

Please contact me to let me know your steam handle & which game you want.

Thank you all for playing!

If I get enough submissions in the last post here: http://eschergirls.tumblr.com/post/125776939175/thelurkingwangster-submitted-have-you-guys

I will use that as the next contest, which will also have Steam game prizes! :D