2014 Holiday Caption Contest Winners!
And here are my favourites from the Christmas Caption Contest! :3
mayor-charlie answered: As she gazed out of the window at the night sky Jade realised she should have kinkily wrapped herself up a little earlier in the morning
superhero-gerbil answered: only you understand me, badly drawn window. You share by badly constructed pain.
fyrenwater answered: ORDER NOW AND WE’LL DOUBLE HER OUTFIT RIBBONS, ABSOLUTELY FREE!
weia-yo answered: Oh No! Santa put me on his Knotty List again!
hardboiled-w answered: People usually joke that they’re getting wrapped up in the holidays.
subtlelikealionscage answered: I know I’ve been bad, but I’m sure this is a little bit excessive, Santa…
merserdanerm answered: “Well this turned out differently in my head. Remind me next year to have the store do the gift wrap.”
Kelsie answered: “I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus/ "Then Santa removed several of Mommy’s organs, tied her up painfully, and left." Hmm doesn’t quite have the same ring to it.
Miss Six answered: "Maybe Santa will bring me some organs.”
Ozzie_Scribbler answered: Mom said Santa can give me ANYTHING, so to exercise my imagination I asked for a big sister with no stomach and liquid bones!
RayneofCastamere answered:
~~O spinal cord
O spinal cord
O how I wish to have one.
O spinal cord
O spinal cord
O how I wish to have one.
But alas, my back has none,
And my organs too are gone.
O spinal cord
O spinal cord
O how I wish to have one.~~
daeranilen answered: Santa baby, slip a saber under the tree, for me- I need to cut myself free- Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight!
And a surprise (somewhat late) holiday gift prize!
I’m going to randomly pick a “winner” from the above captions and the person will receive a free sketch commission from Soozarts! (normally $10)
So for this contest the winner is….
*drumroll*
superhero-gerbil! :D
Congratulations! Dooo dooo dooo doo dooooo! (Imagine that’s the Mario64 music when you complete a stage)
To collect your prize, please contact Sooz at Soozarts. (She already knows about this post.) :)
Anyway, that’s it for this contest! If anybody is interested in donating a prize for future contests please let me know (by the usual methods: ask, email, etc)! I have some ideas for some different kinds of contests in the future that aren’t just caption ones. :)