Here are my favourites from the last

Here are my favourites from the last caption contest.

There were a LOT of great ones, and I loved how creative everybody was. :D  I especially liked the ones that got philosophical.

julian francisco answered: A very strange retelling of Romeo and Juliet where Juliet is being held hostage by her puritanical family and Romeo must come to save her. This is the classic speech Romeo delivers outside of her window (here depicted as a jail cell)

Maggie JNeko answered: It’s the x-rated, gender-swapped version of the count of Montecristo. She’s plotting revenge against those who unjustly imprisoned her and took away her one true love –and her clothes to boot.

Asinus Pervicax answered: Page 24 from Banned Chiropractry Practices Illustrated.

Megan answered: Alas her dom had stood her up again.

Frau Bluecher answered: “The instructions on the latch hook kit had seemed so simple…”

Hbees answered: It’s the tragic tale of a young woman who, in an attempt to win first prize at the engineering fair, is setting up a complicated rube-goldberg machine when she unfortunately fell into the pulleys and levers section and got tangled in the ropes also snagging her clothes and tearing most of them off in the process. In the scene depicted she stares wistfully at the window, thinking ‘I wonder if I could use those bars and this peice of paper in a needlessly complicated system to free myself’. It ends well though because Neil deGrasse Tyson shows up with a jetpack and unties her. Then they fly to the fair with the completed rube-goldberg machine and win the prize. It’s a heartwarming tale of love, friendship, and most of all science.

eliamiasanswered: Hrm… this can’t be right. Let me look at those instructions for installing these window blinds again.
eliamias answered: Crap! I think I left the oven on.

Trice AshFeather answered: Next time, she resolved to post her RSVP before getting into her excuse for not attending.

thesavvione answered: Obviously her hair is longing for her missing garments. She shall go on an epic journey in search of them.

ladysiris answered: How do these ropes work? Find out inside!

flei-the-chaos-dragon answered: It’s about a girl who starred in the bondage porn,but SUDDENLY there are fireworks outside,and everyone run out to see them,but she can only look at them in the window cause she can’t go.  Poor girl :(((

i-am-strangeways answered: One woman and her quest to find someone help her scratch her nose after a tragic accident with string and ducttape

noirdzseki answered: That’s what always happens when I try to tidy up my computer cabes.

antdroids answered: It’s the tragic tale of a lingerie model, whose boobs get cursed by an evil witch, to fly away from her, and her struggle to keep them.

elrim answered: It’s obviously about the economic decline and the bind we are in, and how robots come to get the economic machine humming again.

nerdycookies answered: “When the SUN hits its ZENITH… my UV-soluble rope BONDS will MELT and I will be FREE… to DESTROY THE EARTH!”

ask-disciple-kyouko answered: As I sit defeated, I raise my head to the skies, imploring. Pray tell me, God, how many empowered women DOES it take to screw in a lightbulb?

et-the-nerdling answered: The warrior gazed out the window, patiently awaiting the day her snakey transformation would be complete, and she could slither to freedom.

trixter answered: The dangers of trying to fix a broken VHS tape. 

nhvanlie answered: After 3 hours she started to question Roy’s advice that this was the best way to stargaze.

deerthing answered: ‘Gee, it was nice of Mike to slip his phone number through that window, but a knife would have been better. Or a shirt.’

jazmeister answered: After long months trapped in the Featureless Shibari Void, Jade Princess finds a small portal to her home dimension !

chaos-child answered: I think it’s about a very unfotuante acident at the local string factory. This is why they you don’t wear loose clothing near spool machines

marlo-noni answered: A lady has been imprisoned by a shibari enthusiast. No one can say how exactly she feels about this.

tumblingtheology answered: This is the comic book edition of Fifty Shades of Gray.

asksds answered: About a girl that fell in love with a window, but her family, the Rope-ulets, do not agree with their love and try to keep them apart!

purplepigsandrainbowunicorns answered: I’ve been stuck in this position for 3 days. I really got myself in a mess trying to tie my shoelaces.

ask-sa-h answered: It’s obviously a comic about why snake-women should not be allowed to make spaghetti.

robbingroses answered: a girl whos way into bondage, waiting for the dude who tied her up to come back with burritos

alynnidalar answered: Soft! What light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and electrical tape is the sun!

filiahtro892 answered: This is actually a challenge given to her by her instructor. Using herself as a catapult, she must launch herself through the window.

littlemercury answered: “Why am *I* always the bait?”