nanabobo567: All the talk about the

nanabobo567 submitted:

All the talk about the “Victoria’s Secret body” thing got me curious enough to poke around their website. I’d be interested in knowing exactly who to thank for the “beautiful” photoshop jobs here. Here is a special one I found on the very first page! 
On the left we see what can only be a poor woman with acute arm-stretchy-syndrome. And I may be wrong, but… Is her pelvis missing? 

As for the right, there’s plenty to be said about the… interestingly-proportioned torso and beautiful almost oil-pastel texture of the skin… But what interests me most is that yellow piece of paper in the shape of underwear that apparently stuck itself right over where the product being sold is supposed to be! How unfortunate. 

And this isn’t exactly a stand-alone thing. I haven’t seen a single picture on that site that hasn’t been photoshopped to the point of Frankenstein’s monster.

Now be nice.  Superheroing doesn’t pay very much, even superheroines with stretchy powers need side jobs.